Tuesday, 22 June 2010
Research needs to be conducted, and right away, on the
apparent epidemic of teenage female baldness in our streets.
Everywhere I look, brave girls are hiding appalling alopaecia with dramatic combovers. So far, my own 17 year old niece appears to have escaped, but on the streets of Oxford, and other major British cities today, girls are courageously parting their hair just above one ear, and anchoring it across their heads with big bold fake flowers in an effort to mask the truth.
Oh wait, it's supposed to look like that? Who would have thought Donald Trump would be such an inspiration in terms of style to a whole new generation..?
Everywhere I look, brave girls are hiding appalling alopaecia with dramatic combovers. So far, my own 17 year old niece appears to have escaped, but on the streets of Oxford, and other major British cities today, girls are courageously parting their hair just above one ear, and anchoring it across their heads with big bold fake flowers in an effort to mask the truth.
Oh wait, it's supposed to look like that? Who would have thought Donald Trump would be such an inspiration in terms of style to a whole new generation..?
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